Now Entering Phase 2

What's up bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's mid May. Did you think I forgot what I said? Not only did I not forget but I've been thinking about so many things to blog that this new post may either be all consuming of every last thought I've had in the last two months or I may fade pretty quick from a brain overload. Let's see what happens.

I am so happy to be back! Quick catch up on my life.  As of Friday at 11:15am I am DONE with work. I am done with work that I hate. I am done with high school (for the second time). I am done with not being my own boss. The biggest question I've been getting lately is, 'so what are you going to do now?' Good question. I know what I want to do and there are a handful of people out there who I've kinda told and I plan on telling anyone and everyone soon but for now I'm still going to try and play this one close to the chest. Only because countless times I have said I was going to do this or that and then never followed through. I've started the wheels in motion on this one and want to gain a little more momentum before spilling the beans officially. I have a very open summer ahead of me that I plan on filling with bike riding, 'work stuff', and just being happy. Anyone who is down for being happy should hit me up and we should hang.

 As far as things that I've thought about writing about, here is the short list.
   1) The Janet Evanovich books about the Stephanie Plum character
   2) The driving habits of anyone who is not me.
   3) The dilemma with the long term sub who is qualified to work at a kindergarten but was placed in my IR room.
   4) How awesome Joss Whedon is and how everyone else is finally figuring it out and how I'm not above saying I TOLD YOU SO MOTHERFUCKERS!! :)
   5) Bike riding and how it's good for my soul. People who run can suck it.
   6) Hippie-ing out, my life trying to go green and plant veggies that I won't ever eat because I'm so picky and -  OW! goddamn it was that a thorn? Roses are the worst. ( Long title I know)
   7) Doing good and how there are no more excuses (for me) to not do good.
   8) Politics and the dangerous waters they swim in.

It would seem that fading fast is going to win out this time. Of the 8 topics mentioned let me know on facebook what you'd like to hear about first, second, third-ish. Some of them won't take long but I promise they will all be good. And there will be plenty more in the making. I just added the last two as I reread this.

I will be back as soon as possible. Nothing but good vibes to you all! Thank you for reading this and please leave me some feedback on facebook if you got a second. Especially if you thought Cabin in the Woods was A-MAZE-BALLS!! And if you totally loved The Avengers!!!! Both by Joss Whedon. Forever a fan!

Love,
Camille

Hello again!!! It's been so long, so much has happened. Where to begin. I have decided to start blogging again and after looking over my last blog site I decided a fresh start was in order. The last one had an aura of sadness to it. This one is going to be more positive. I still plan on being a sarcastic B that hates almost everyone but my plan is to try and put a positive spin on it. I'm so tired of being negative all the time. It's very draining. Time to start looing on the bright side. That's why I've titled this blog, A Not So Funny Funny. All kinds of stupid stupid shit happens to me or around me, all of us really, and I am going to start finding the funny in it. Now don't go getting all excited and thinking that this is going to be a regular thing. It won't be. At least not at first. I will be back to summer hours in May if I don't lose my shit before then and smack a kid upside the head on my way out of smallville USA. Ha Ha. Already funny, see? Ok, my positive spin on my shitty job is that except for the fact that I don't feel like I do anything ( I've read the first 6 Stephanie Plum books at work in 2 weeks) I do get a kick out of a lot of the kids. There is one kid that is total scum and a handful that I do not care for at all but don't really have to deal with and then there are the ones that are just fun to be around. They are all still very young and have a lot of maturing to do but they do give me hope that maybe, just maybe, I'll still need shades in the future.

Somewhere in all that I surely lost track of what I was saying. Ok, this is my plan. Get back to blogging but with a positive spin. Don't expect it on a regular basis till after mid May.

Fun new things about me since last I blogged:

- I'm married!!! My husband Matt is pretty awesome. We have a trip booked for South Africa this November. Can't wait!!

-I'm an aunt!!! Technically I became an aunt when I got married and my 2 neices and 1 nephew on the Lutz side are pretty terrific BUT my older sister just had her first kid and he is a doll! So natually all other babies out there can suck it.

-I have two awesome pups. Chuck and Buster. They are rediculous and full of personality and I'll get some pics posted of them soon because I know there is nothing more exciting then looking at someone else's dogs.

-Finally, I have a lot of big plans in the works that I look forward to sharing in the next couple months. No, I am not pregnant and I have no plans to be anytime soon, please see South Africa above. I have life plans. Like finally pursuing what's really important to me and blogging all about it for everyone to wish me well on ;)

I hope to get back to you sooner than later but if I don't see you again till May I hope all your dreams come true in the mean time.